Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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