question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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