physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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