why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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