oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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