some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We are two peas in an std pod
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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