Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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