So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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