This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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