i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I had to cum in my sink.
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