You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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