I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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