I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I intend to get homeless drunk
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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