he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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