Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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