So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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