Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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