Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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