Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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