My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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