Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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