I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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