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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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