Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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