Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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