I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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