come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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