She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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