I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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