My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You're like the curious george of whores
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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