: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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