Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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