That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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