I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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