In America we eat man semen.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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