i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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