I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
