awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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