I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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