so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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