the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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