I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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