i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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