As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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