i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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