he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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