I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
