but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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