Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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