Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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