I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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