did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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