I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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