My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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