So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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